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IS IT FEMINIST?

THIS KIND OF FROG

THE KIND OF FROG IS OFTEN FOUND ON WINDOW SILLS OR INSIDE HOUSES, FEASTING UPON THE INSECTS DRAWN IN BY THE LIGHT. THIS KIND OF FROG IS FEMINIST.

 

THIS CHOCOLATE BIRTHDAY CAKE

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THIS CHOCOLATE BIRTHDAY CAKE ENCOURAGES WOMEN TO SURVIVE ANOTHER YEAR IN ORDER TO BE CONSUMED ON THEIR BIRTHDAY. WOMEN LIVING AND EATING CAKE. THIS CHOCOLATE BIRTHDAY CAKE IS FEMINIST.

 

THIS HEADPHONES

THIS HEADPHONES GO AROUND A WOMAN'S HEAD ALLOWING HER NOT ONLY TO LISTEN TO AUDIO BUT ALSO NOT TO HEAR AUDIO FROM THE WORLD AROUND HER. THIS HEADPHONES IS FEMINIST. 

 

THIS SOFA

THIS SOFA ALLOWS WOMEN TO SIT DOWN OR LIE DOWN. IT ALSO ALLOWS HER TO HAVE OTHER WOMEN IN HER HOUSE TO SIT DOWN OR LIE DOWN. THIS SOFA IS FEMINIST. 

 

THIS TOE RING

THIS TOE RING HELPS A WOMAN FEEL MORE CONFIDENT ABOUT HER TOES BY ENSURING THEY AREN'T NAKED. A WOMAN'S TOES CAN FEEL PRETTY AND BE BEJEWELLED IF SHE WANTS. THIS TOE RING IS FEMINIST. 

 

STOP SIGN

THIS STOP SIGN IS ALMOST NOT FEMINIST BECAUSE IT TELLS WOMEN TO STOP. BUT THIS STOP SIGN WILL ALSO STOP CARS SMASHING INTO EACH OTHER AND SOME OF THOSE WILL CONTAIN WOMEN. THIS STOP SIGN IS FEMINIST.