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Avengers: Maid of Ultron

Everyone is getting very excited about Marvel's Avengers: Age of Ultron. If you haven't had time to watch the trailer or you are confused about what is happening, read this new Trailer Breakdown and have all your questions answered.

  We open on a house in the mountains. I think this is Oprah's summer home for her dogs. 

 

We open on a house in the mountains. I think this is Oprah's summer home for her dogs. 

  Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are there. Ashley is in the background because she doesn't look very well. They are looking at something, and seem concerned.

 

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are there. Ashley is in the background because she doesn't look very well. They are looking at something, and seem concerned.

  I think they are worried that the items Oprah has chosen for Oprah's Favourite Things this year won't be relatable to a wider audience. A lovely pashmina throw, yes. But a robot arm? 

 

I think they are worried that the items Oprah has chosen for Oprah's Favourite Things this year won't be relatable to a wider audience. A lovely pashmina throw, yes. But a robot arm? 

  We go back to Chicago. Isn't it beautiful. 

 

We go back to Chicago. Isn't it beautiful. 

  In the future, The Blue Man Group have gotten really big. Success wise, but also in stature. 

 

In the future, The Blue Man Group have gotten really big. Success wise, but also in stature. 

  In fact, they have gotten too big. The army sends a plane to end their reign of terror.

 

In fact, they have gotten too big. The army sends a plane to end their reign of terror.

  The camera pans to Kristen Bell's sister and a boy who expresses great pleasure at the destruction and fire. I assume we are to understand that later he is diagnosed with Pyrophilia

 

The camera pans to Kristen Bell's sister and a boy who expresses great pleasure at the destruction and fire. I assume we are to understand that later he is diagnosed with Pyrophilia

  Apple release an upgrade of their robot vacuum cleaner. 

 

Apple release an upgrade of their robot vacuum cleaner. 

  In the future you don't just line up for new apple products, you have to win a foot race. 

 

In the future you don't just line up for new apple products, you have to win a foot race. 

  We then head to the brand new duck-shaped Apple building. 

 

We then head to the brand new duck-shaped Apple building. 

  The CEO of Apple, Mr Fuckable Dad, is informed that the iRobot iMaids have minds of their own.

 

The CEO of Apple, Mr Fuckable Dad, is informed that the iRobot iMaids have minds of their own.

  They are CREATING mess, this is a disaster. 

 

They are CREATING mess, this is a disaster. 

  BUT impressively, they can go from cleaning your carpet to cleaning the bottom of your pool.

 

BUT impressively, they can go from cleaning your carpet to cleaning the bottom of your pool.

  They escape to follow their dream, joining a rock climbing club together. 

 

They escape to follow their dream, joining a rock climbing club together. 

  Robert Downey Jr has started a cool graphic t-shirt club. He tells Fuckable Dad they have to destroy the iMaids before they make rock climbing popular. You can't wear a graphic t-shirt while rock climbing. 

 

Robert Downey Jr has started a cool graphic t-shirt club. He tells Fuckable Dad they have to destroy the iMaids before they make rock climbing popular. You can't wear a graphic t-shirt while rock climbing. 

  They put together a group of people to destroy them, and they all grab a patented Apple War Helmet.

 

They put together a group of people to destroy them, and they all grab a patented Apple War Helmet.

  Fuckable Dad CEO starts wearing green contacts, making him 13% more fuckable.

 

Fuckable Dad CEO starts wearing green contacts, making him 13% more fuckable.

  Thor is very upset because he thought (thort) that he got a peppermint Bath Bomb, but it was actually lavender. 

 

Thor is very upset because he thought (thort) that he got a peppermint Bath Bomb, but it was actually lavender. 

  Can You Believe What The Backstreet Boys Look Like Now?

 

Can You Believe What The Backstreet Boys Look Like Now?

  A limited edition red & gold iRobot iMaid that hadn't been released yet appears. Only Oprah had one, and she lends it to the fight. Thank You President Oprah. 

 

A limited edition red & gold iRobot iMaid that hadn't been released yet appears. Only Oprah had one, and she lends it to the fight. Thank You President Oprah. 

  This version can vacuum snow. 

 

This version can vacuum snow. 

  Katniss joins the crew. She brings expertise, because she always does the vacuuming while Peeta bakes the bread.

 

Katniss joins the crew. She brings expertise, because she always does the vacuuming while Peeta bakes the bread.

  The iMaids are intimidated by The Backstreet Boys PLUS Katniss, so they decide to stop fighting, come back and clean up the city. 

 

The iMaids are intimidated by The Backstreet Boys PLUS Katniss, so they decide to stop fighting, come back and clean up the city. 

  Scar-Jo invents a new flavour of popsicle called 'Electric Blue'. 

 

Scar-Jo invents a new flavour of popsicle called 'Electric Blue'. 

  Before they can get back to their home base thing, the robots run out of power and have to lie down for a little nap. Thor dubs this an 'Apple nap', Robert Downey Jr shortens this to 'Napple' and tweets about it. It goes viral. Photos of people 'Napple-ing' are everywhere. He releases a Napple graphic t-shirt. The world is back to normal.

 

Before they can get back to their home base thing, the robots run out of power and have to lie down for a little nap. Thor dubs this an 'Apple nap', Robert Downey Jr shortens this to 'Napple' and tweets about it. It goes viral. Photos of people 'Napple-ing' are everywhere. He releases a Napple graphic t-shirt. The world is back to normal.

   

 

 

The End.